my friend alex messaged me this after some guy hit on me via my facebook status. There have been recent attempts online and in person that make me question where boys are getting their source material for pickup lines. They should be getting tips from Don Draper, not Yahoo answer forums.
Saying you’ll give me “sexual healing” after I tell you I’m not interested isn’t charming when you look 15 years old. I felt like asking that kid where his mom was. I’m flattered I guess but I’d rather not deal with that bullshit right now. I have enough things in my life to deal with.